MAN-TITTY VICTORY!

Well, it's official (happy sob). My daughter and I were victorious in the awesome Man-Titty Haiku Contest at the Smart Bitches Trashy Books site! We are overwhelmed and thrilled. Thank you thank you to all who voted for us.

The following are the winning haikus (we tied with ourselves for the win):

Ode to Man-Titty Fruit

Succulent, firm flesh
Manfruit waiting to be plucked
Nipple dew…so sweet

and

Hair on man titties?
Nay! (gasp) Abomination!
My Dear Sweet Lord – WAX.

For our effort, the Smart Bitches named us: